Wednesday, December 11, 2013
The Story of Vegetarian
One day a woman went to a restaurant to have dinner. Her name is Alyssa.
Waiter : Welcome miss. Here's the menu.
Alyssa : Thank you.
Waiter : What would you like to have, miss?
Alyssa : Erm, I would like to have something vegetarian, please...and also a plain water.
Waiter : Vegetarian..?
Alyssa : Yes, as I'm a vegetarian. Do you have problem with that?
Waiter : No..No.. Sorry miss. Okay, order are taken. Your order will be served for a few moment.
A few moment later...
Waiter : Here's your food. Thank you and enjoy your dinner.
Alyssa : (With a surprised look) What is this?? Why do you bring me a lamb chop?? I thought I had ordered something vegetarian!!
Waiter : This is a vegetarian, miss. The lamb itself is a vegetarian.
Alyssa : .................................
Waiter : If you don't like it, I can bring you a beef. As the beef is also a vegetarian.
Alyssa : Please call your manager!!!!
*inspired by The Life of Pi